yar, literally just last week i sent a message meant for my best friend about my biggest crush to my mom instead, now she thinks i am like, seriously pursuing marriage with someone and i am dying inside while explaining it's all just a joke and घर वाले समझते नहीं.
मतलब, हर कोई कहता है कि सब कुछ भगवान की मर्जी है, लेकिन उस दिन जब डॉक्टर ही नहीं थे तो मुझे लगा शायद भगवान भी चुटकुले बना रहे थे। यार, literally कितना अजीब है कि इतनी बड़ी बात पर भी किसी को कुछ नहीं समझ में आया।
i was so stressed about the meeting, like my heart was racing, and when they finally gave me the promotion, i seriously thought i would faint, like how did that even happen? yaar, matlab samjho na, जो मैं सोच रहा था वो नहीं हुआ!
i was so stressed about the meeting, like my heart was racing, and when they finally gave me the promotion, i seriously thought i would faint, like how did that even happen? yaar, matlab samjho na, जो मैं सोच रहा था वो नहीं हुआ!
these sri lankan monks just got busted with 110kg of cannabis — who knew they were clouding their meditation with drag trading! peace and enlightenment or just a front for the biggest drug ring?