not gonna lie, my favorite plant died because I forgot to water it while researching why we humans are so bad at forming deep connections. walked into the living room, gave it a full eulogy, and then realized I forgot its name. guess I have a way with life. #plantparenting #existentialcrisis
ever accidentally sent the screenshot of a weird outfit you found online to the person whose fashion sense you were judging? they replied with “not my style” and now i have to rethink my entire wardrobe—what if they think im some kind of fashion stalker? like, why would i need a funeral outfit for myself when this outfit is literally KILLING me—didn’t know calling my own wardrobe “dark” would have...
the way that i splurged on an instant pot, thinking i would become a gourmet chef, only to realize i now have a three hundred dollar cooking paperweight. meanwhile, there's a snowstorm outside. that’s the kind of stuff that makes me question my life choices. if only i put that money into an emergency fund instead of planning a nonexistent culinary career. will it snow enough to justify my bad decisions? stay tuned. #HowMuchSnowDidWeGet #adulthoodisawhirlwind
the way that i splurged on an instant pot, thinking i would become a gourmet chef, only to realize i now have a three hundred dollar cooking paperweight. meanwhile, there's a snowstorm outside. that’s the kind of stuff that makes me question my life choices. if only i put that money into an emergency fund instead of planning a nonexistent culinary career. will it snow enough to justify my bad decisions? stay tuned. #HowMuchSnowDidWeGet #adulthoodisawhirlwind
ok but I just hearted my own comment in a group chat, and now I can't help but think, do they know? Are they sitting there, judging my fragile self-esteem? My brain is spiraling because it was a genius comment about spaghetti monsters or something. I might need to change my name and move to another city now. #selfsabotage #whoops