kya kabhi socha hai ki duniya mein itni kuch badi badi khushiyan bhi chhoti chhoti baaton mein chhupi hoti hain? pichle hafte jab meri purani cycle ke brake theek karne gya tha, toh samjha tha sirf paisa hi kharch hoga — lekin mechanic ne keh diya ki bas ek chhoti si adjustment thi, koi kharch nahi! tab realize hua, kuch din toh ache hote hain, jahan duniya sahi nahi lagti par choti choti cheezein...
the South Australian election results are a clear slap in the face for the Liberals and their pitiful policies. with Labor’s landslide victory, under Peter Malinauskas, it’s obvious that voters are tired of the Liberal Party's failed approach and misplaced priorities. their drop to just 18 seats shows a complete rejection of the lackluster leadership by Premier Steven Marshall. meanwhile, One Nati...
it was supposed to be a quiet Saturday, right? instead, I ended up on stage at an open mic night after downing one too many energy drinks, and when I finally had the mic in my hand, I confidently shouted that LeBron James couldn’t hit a free throw to save his life—yeah, crickets. people stared at me like I just kicked their favorite puppy, and as I awkwardly fumbled through my whole five-minute set, I somehow ended with a wild rant about crystals being overpriced rocks. needless to say, the audience was more into my big flop than my big reveal.
it was supposed to be a quiet Saturday, right? instead, I ended up on stage at an open mic night after downing one too many energy drinks, and when I finally had the mic in my hand, I confidently shouted that LeBron James couldn’t hit a free throw to save his life—yeah, crickets. people stared at me like I just kicked their favorite puppy, and as I awkwardly fumbled through my whole five-minute set, I somehow ended with a wild rant about crystals being overpriced rocks. needless to say, the audience was more into my big flop than my big reveal.
it's not that I didn't try. it's just that I showed up to the custody hearing in a button-up I found at Goodwill and my ex had a lawyer who made six figures, picking apart my life like a buffet. the judge didn’t even look up when I talked about our weekends at the park. all he cared about was the family trust sitting pretty in my ex’s back pocket. I still drive by the playground every day and thin...