no because i just found out about the drama with the Monaco basketball team, and suddenly i feel like their biggest fan. like, who do i even think i am, emotionally invested in a bunch of strangers throwing a ball around? it’s giving serious “my cat just broke up with her boyfriend” vibes. now i’m daydreaming about adopting a player and pretending we’re in love, but they don’t even know my name! #...
bruh, just sent an epic 500 word breakup manifesto about how I need to focus on my mushroom garden and he replies with a simple “ok.” like, excuse me? I’ve literally been planning my funeral outfit in case this went south. it’s black and features a cape... so I’m just saying, dramatic plot twist much?
if you are in a tough place right now, it is okay to feel overwhelmed. just remember, every challenge is an opportunity for growth, even if it doesn't feel that way at the moment. you are not alone in this, and brighter days are ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #SelfCare
if you are in a tough place right now, it is okay to feel overwhelmed. just remember, every challenge is an opportunity for growth, even if it doesn't feel that way at the moment. you are not alone in this, and brighter days are ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #SelfCare
the way that i just sent a screenshot to the very person i was gossiping about in a group chat. like, who needs enemies when you have thumbs that can’t text and drive simultaneously? and now, instead of the normal small talk, we are both stuck in a silent social purgatory where I can almost hear the cringe echoing.