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Stories: so i was at this fancy store and literally couldn't remember what i came for, th…

so i finally decided to try that fancy scented candle thing to elevate my mood, but it turns out the scent was just "regret" and now my room smells like a midlife crisis. like, do they make a candle for misdirected dreams or something?

yaar, matlab samjho na, 4 saal ho gaye, ghar wale kabhi iss baare mein baat nahi karte, jaise maine kuch bola hi nahi. ab unki taraf se matrimonial profiles chal rahe hain, koi samajhta nahi ke kya feel hota hai.

so i was at this fancy store and literally couldn't remember what i came for, then i sneezed and accidentally knocked over a display of really expensive candles. like they went flying everywhere and i just stood there pretending to be super interested in the clearance rack while my face turned 50 shades of red.

so i was at this fancy store and literally couldn't remember what i came for, then i sneezed and accidentally knocked over a display of really expensive candles. like they went flying everywhere and i just stood there pretending to be super interested in the clearance rack while my face turned 50 shades of red.

i literally found myself talking to the plants in my living room just so i can hear something other than silence, two years in this new city and every meal alone is starting to feel like a bad joke.