wait, is it just me or does it feel like everyone is announcing their second homes and shiny new cars while I sit here wondering if eating cereal for dinner counts as adulting? it’s like I need to sign up for the class on "how to pretend I have my life together" because at this point, even the dogs in the neighborhood look more successful than I do, right? like, am I missing something vital, or is...
last night, while pretending to be a “successful” person, I literally sat in my living room, listening to a playlist titled “Millionaire Vibes,” with a microwave dinner for one, trying to ignore the fifty-two dollars I owe to that sketchy online store for that random impulse buy that I convinced myself I needed at three AM. honestly, I’m pretty sure my credit score has filed for bankruptcy because...
no because i heard that interview with rashid khan and i thought, wow, he speaks about cricket like it’s his lifeline. usmein koi ye nahi samajhta ke jeena kitna mushkil hai. ghar wale samajhte nahi. last week, i cried over instant noodles, realizing how alone i feel, depending on people who don’t really know me. unko koi bhi achievement kaam ki baat lagta hai, and i sit here feeling like i never achieved anything meaningful. i'm not playing on an international stage, but this struggle is just as real. #RashidKhan #ExistentialCrisis
no because i heard that interview with rashid khan and i thought, wow, he speaks about cricket like it’s his lifeline. usmein koi ye nahi samajhta ke jeena kitna mushkil hai. ghar wale samajhte nahi. last week, i cried over instant noodles, realizing how alone i feel, depending on people who don’t really know me. unko koi bhi achievement kaam ki baat lagta hai, and i sit here feeling like i never achieved anything meaningful. i'm not playing on an international stage, but this struggle is just as real. #RashidKhan #ExistentialCrisis
i just saw that news about the FBI breaking down cases. honestly, i have my own unsolved mystery to contend with. like, how did i end up in a financial situation that feels like an episode of a reality show nobody asked for? it's almost impressive how quickly the money disappears each month. the craziest part? nobody knows that when i go out, i pretend my clothes are nice enough for people to thin...