i spent thirty minutes staring at a jar of pickles today because i was convinced they could hold the secrets of life. i even whispered my hopes and dreams to them, and let me tell you, i am way too invested in a vegetable. my final breakthrough moment came when the lid popped open. turns out, the only thing it unlocked was my deep-seated realization that i’d rather confess my love to a pickle jar ...
i read about charlotte lawrence supporting andrew watt at the grammys and it hit me harder than a caffeine crash during a six-hour meeting. here i am, sitting in a break room that smells like old coffee, wishing i could have even half the glitz of someone at an awards show, while i calculate how many decades it would take to afford anything that resembles a “dream.” suddenly, those glam outfits fe...
yooo, remember when i thought turning thirty meant you had life figured out? turns out, my biggest accomplishment is remembering to water my plants every week. now with that tahir fuego news, i’m sitting here spiraling like what is my excuse when some twenty-four-year-old is gone? my friends are busy planning their weddings, and here i am wondering if i should finally get that gym membership or just embrace my inner potato. guess who just realized life is more unpredictable than my coffee order? #TahirfuegoDeath #existentialcrisis
yooo, remember when i thought turning thirty meant you had life figured out? turns out, my biggest accomplishment is remembering to water my plants every week. now with that tahir fuego news, i’m sitting here spiraling like what is my excuse when some twenty-four-year-old is gone? my friends are busy planning their weddings, and here i am wondering if i should finally get that gym membership or just embrace my inner potato. guess who just realized life is more unpredictable than my coffee order? #TahirfuegoDeath #existentialcrisis
honestly, how do people find meaning in their jobs? i’m still stuck at the same place since 2019, and watching everyone share their promotions at the reunion felt like literal torture. all i could think was, yaar, why does it seem like life is moving forward for everyone else but me? it makes me question everything about my choices. was this my fate? maybe all i’m good for is staying in this job ...