No because I literally relocated my life for this guy who LEFT me three months later, right? So I found myself hosting nightly Zoom calls with my plants, justifying my life choices to a pot of ferns while wearing pajama pants and an elaborate eye mask. Spoiler alert: they do not offer emotional support like they claimed in the care instructions.
if you feel overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one moment at a time. you have faced challenges before and you emerged stronger. this tough season will eventually shift, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport
not gonna lie, I checked my roommate's phone while they were asleep and now I can't unsee what I saw. I saw their group chat where they openly criticize my favorite snacks. They have a whole side conversation about how they “understand” my love for licorice, but are basically planning an intervention. as if i'm gonna stop eating the snacks that taste like childhood tears. now I'm hiding all my licorice in my sock drawer, and honestly, I’m just one weird habit away from crafting an entire vision board dedicated to being a licorice influencer. I can hear my dreams whispering "luciano darderi vibes” and all I can think is, can I just be free to snack? #LucianoDarderi #SnacksInTheShadows
not gonna lie, I checked my roommate's phone while they were asleep and now I can't unsee what I saw. I saw their group chat where they openly criticize my favorite snacks. They have a whole side conversation about how they “understand” my love for licorice, but are basically planning an intervention. as if i'm gonna stop eating the snacks that taste like childhood tears. now I'm hiding all my licorice in my sock drawer, and honestly, I’m just one weird habit away from crafting an entire vision board dedicated to being a licorice influencer. I can hear my dreams whispering "luciano darderi vibes” and all I can think is, can I just be free to snack? #LucianoDarderi #SnacksInTheShadows
do you ever lie about why you can’t go out, just to avoid admitting that you can’t afford the insane price of fancy toilet paper? well, i told my friends i had to babysit my cousin’s lizard, which doesn’t even exist, and now they are insisting on a video call to “meet the lizard.” and here i am, with my entire future hanging on whether i can draw a convincing reptile face with a filter...