just found out j.k. dobbins is back in practice and honestly, my entire emotional life flashed before my eyes. i got irrationally mad at a fictional character for dating my celebrity crush. like, are they even REAL? while i’m over here trying to figure out if i can afford another month of instant noodles… at least j.k. is scoring some points, but i can barely score a date. #JkDobbins #lifeisajoke
if you are facing overwhelming challenges right now, know that it is okay to feel lost. sometimes, it takes the hardest moments to reveal our strength and resilience. trust that this season will pass, and brighter days are ahead, even if they feel far away right now. #Healing #StayStrong
so I was daydreaming about that once-in-a-lifetime inflatable hot tub, right? thought it might be a great addition for my fictional summer parties with people who also don't exist. then I calculated how long it would take to save for it, and all I could think was, if I keep this up, my grandkids are going to inherit a legacy of JUST wanting a really nice hot tub... like who even needs an education...