ever sat alone in your room and like, literally planned out a whole pretend life with your future self as a famous pickle influencer, only to realize you don't even like pickles?
not gonna lie, my boss just asked me to train my replacement, while i sit here with a half-eaten sandwich, realizing nobody told me i was leaving. like, do they think i’m just gonna pass the baton and waltz away? i don’t even know if the new person prefers peanut butter or jelly. #awkwardgoodbyes #lifeisajoke
day 12 of me accidentally eavesdropping on my friends at brunch. they literally think i am too obsessed with the fact that they’d rather watch egypt vs benin than hang out with me. it hurts because i thought we were a tight-knit group—turns out i’m just a ‘group project member’ nobody wants to talk to. what if i actually AM that person who names all their plants after soccer players? honestly, now i need to check if they all took a field trip without me... #EgyptVsBenin #SadPlantMom
day 12 of me accidentally eavesdropping on my friends at brunch. they literally think i am too obsessed with the fact that they’d rather watch egypt vs benin than hang out with me. it hurts because i thought we were a tight-knit group—turns out i’m just a ‘group project member’ nobody wants to talk to. what if i actually AM that person who names all their plants after soccer players? honestly, now i need to check if they all took a field trip without me... #EgyptVsBenin #SadPlantMom
do you ever turn down a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and watch someone else do it instead? so there i was, watching this random person on social media take my dream gig while i was at home organizing my collection of napkins shaped like animals. i thought, "wow, could i have made a career out of that instead?" guess i just chose the wrong type of ART.