so there I was, eating instant noodles for dinner again, thinking maybe if I wear my “trust the process” shirt long enough, a check will just appear in my mailbox. I mean, it’s not like anyone else would notice I’m literally scraping together coins for my next cup of coffee. like, wouldn’t it be great if a million-dollar fairy godmother just decided to swing by my closet? but nah, instead I spent ...
honestly, scrolling through social media while everyone around me is posting their brand-new car keys feels like watching a parade I wasn't invited to—meanwhile, I’m over here debating if I can afford another ramen packet, so when I saw the hearts v hibs news, it hit different, like, I literally cannot even remember the last time I felt like I was on top of anything—every day feels like another re...
wait, so I was binge-watching conspiracy theories about why people obsess over "hearts v hibs," and suddenly it hit me: I’ve been waiting for a dramatic redemption arc in my life like those teams have. instead, I’m stuck in a cycle of using work meetings as a coping mechanism for my non-existent social life. it’s like I’m the only spectator in a match where I’m hoping someone scores… while I’m over here cheering for a date with my fridge instead. maybe I’ll just keep rooting for a team that isn’t going to win me over. #HeartsVHibs #LifeIsTheRealSport
wait, so I was binge-watching conspiracy theories about why people obsess over "hearts v hibs," and suddenly it hit me: I’ve been waiting for a dramatic redemption arc in my life like those teams have. instead, I’m stuck in a cycle of using work meetings as a coping mechanism for my non-existent social life. it’s like I’m the only spectator in a match where I’m hoping someone scores… while I’m over here cheering for a date with my fridge instead. maybe I’ll just keep rooting for a team that isn’t going to win me over. #HeartsVHibs #LifeIsTheRealSport
day 16 of pretending i do not cringe when my family mentions my ex's name at every family gathering. like, oh great, let’s talk about how much better they were at making pancakes than my current partner, who thinks garlic powder is the pinnacle of flavor. meanwhile, i’m over here obsessively rewatching movies we liked together, convinced i can decode why we broke up while accidentally convincing m...