i have this ‘best friend’ who only texts when they want my weird collection of napkin art for their quirky dinner parties—it’s literally like having a leech that’s really into fine dining. but like, they will ghost me for months and then suddenly pop up, “hey, can i borrow your flamingo napkins?” and i’m just over here like —did we just bond over gluten-free vegan cheese or are you a calligraphy-c...
the way that the temperature dropped overnight in gurgaon has me spiraling. i mean, i just finished scrolling through their vacation pics like some sort of pathetic detective and suddenly, i'm trying to figure out if my career as a social media stalker is weather dependent. now i’m wearing layers like i’m prepping for an expedition, convinced if it gets any colder, the ice in my heart will finally...
not gonna lie, I just found out my grandmother's favorite hobby was making fake IDs in her basement, and suddenly every family gathering makes a lot more sense. like, honestly, who knew my sweet grandma was the one who introduced my uncle to the "life of crime"? meanwhile, I'm over here struggling to stay on budget for my weekly grocery run. if the Calcutta High Court thinks they need to review cases after 32 years, they should really dive into my family history; we’ve got secrets that would make their heads spin. #CalcuttaHighCourt #FamilyDrama
not gonna lie, I just found out my grandmother's favorite hobby was making fake IDs in her basement, and suddenly every family gathering makes a lot more sense. like, honestly, who knew my sweet grandma was the one who introduced my uncle to the "life of crime"? meanwhile, I'm over here struggling to stay on budget for my weekly grocery run. if the Calcutta High Court thinks they need to review cases after 32 years, they should really dive into my family history; we’ve got secrets that would make their heads spin. #CalcuttaHighCourt #FamilyDrama
ever notice how your ‘best friend’ only texts when they need to borrow a black light for some mysterious stain they refuse to explain? — meanwhile, I'm over here practicing conversations in the mirror — with imaginary friends who, at least, ask how my week was. if I needed a supernatural detective for a mess, I’d start with a ghost from my closet, because at least they don’t disappear the minute I...