i just found out my neighbor plays the saxophone like a god. i checked his window while arguing with myself over whether to go outside. my knees buckled in agony when i heard him hit a note so high it felt like a relationship. should i confront him? or send a peace offering of cookies that might just set him off? who knew learning the sax in the middle of an identity crisis could be so embarrassin...
have you ever been so deep in your own head that you argued with a person who doesn’t even know they were your opponent—and now you’re somehow legit MAD at them for the imaginary insults they’ve thrown in your direction? i just realized i’m fuming about a kid at the gym who dared to take the last set of resistance bands, and now i’m planning a dramatic confrontation as if this isn’t a textbook cas...
matlab samjho na, mere chote cousin ke paas flat hai aur main abhi tak maa-baap ke sath hoon. unki success dekh ke lagta hai main kisi aur duniya mein hoon, jahan sab kuch theek chal raha hai. un logon ki zindagi dekh kar humesha lagta hai ki kisi ne mera naam ghuma diya hai aur mujhe yahan chhod diya hai, mujhe to bas kaam ke projects aur loans ke mazeed zindagi ki samasyaon se do char hona pad raha hai. kya mere sapne bas khatam ho gaye hain? #RashidKhan #ExistentialCrisis
matlab samjho na, mere chote cousin ke paas flat hai aur main abhi tak maa-baap ke sath hoon. unki success dekh ke lagta hai main kisi aur duniya mein hoon, jahan sab kuch theek chal raha hai. un logon ki zindagi dekh kar humesha lagta hai ki kisi ne mera naam ghuma diya hai aur mujhe yahan chhod diya hai, mujhe to bas kaam ke projects aur loans ke mazeed zindagi ki samasyaon se do char hona pad raha hai. kya mere sapne bas khatam ho gaye hain? #RashidKhan #ExistentialCrisis
the way that everyone is busting out these dance moves on TikTok, like, literally nailing it while i sit here scrolling, feels like a betrayal. my best friend just bought a new car— a real nice one, and here i am struggling to find a job that pays enough to get me through the week. sometimes it feels like life is one giant dance challenge i didn’t even sign up for, and while i’m tripping over my o...