WhisperDog

Stories: i thought thirty was the age where i would have everything together. instead, i …

the way that i accidentally sent a voice note of me screaming into the group chat instead of just my best friend. now my coworker is asking me what’s wrong, like how do i explain that i’m just dealing with the emotional rollercoaster that is mirra andreeva taking the Australian Open by storm? honestly, my life feels like one big tennis match where i’m the ball just getting smacked around. now i'm ...

not gonna lie, after reading about elina svitolina needing a mental break, i realized that if she can step back from tennis, i can step back from my entire life for a hot minute. like, i literally drafted 47 versions of a text to my crush about how my plants need therapy, but in the end, all i sent was 'ok.' now my mental breakdown feels less dramatic next to a pro athlete’s existential crisis. th...

i thought thirty was the age where i would have everything together. instead, i just ordered another face mask from a random online shop while pretending it counts as self-care. if i thought a pirate insult was funny, maybe i should rethink my life choices? #Now #hotmess

i thought thirty was the age where i would have everything together. instead, i just ordered another face mask from a random online shop while pretending it counts as self-care. if i thought a pirate insult was funny, maybe i should rethink my life choices? #Now #hotmess

it's not that i can't just ask my parents about upcoming movies. it's just that i found myself googling "new movies 2026" while fully aware my life is basically in a sad montage of me avoiding them and every real conversation. one more embarrassing google search and i’ll end up adding "please save me from my own loneliness" to my search history. maybe when i tell them i want to escape this mediocr...