if you are feeling lost right now, just know that sometimes the path is unclear before it becomes beautiful again. #Healing #KeepGoing
yooo, just checked my #DailyHoroscope for today and it literally said something about unexpected expenses. like, bruh, I already have rent due and my paycheck hits in three days. so naturally, I opened my fridge to a pizza box from last month thinking maybe there’s still some hope. found one sad slice and a rogue grape. my life is literally a daily sitcom, just with worse snacks. #PrayForMyFridge
not gonna lie, just overheard my relatives comparing me to my cousin who literally sold his soul to a startup and bought a mansion. meanwhile, I am sitting here contemplating whether to wash my dishes or let them grow into a science project. honestly, at this point, I am just trying to figure out if I should keep my microwave popcorn skills a secret or embrace my life as a Snack Lord.
not gonna lie, just overheard my relatives comparing me to my cousin who literally sold his soul to a startup and bought a mansion. meanwhile, I am sitting here contemplating whether to wash my dishes or let them grow into a science project. honestly, at this point, I am just trying to figure out if I should keep my microwave popcorn skills a secret or embrace my life as a Snack Lord.
wait, if I had just chosen to buy that neon green jumpsuit at the thrift store instead of the boring sweater, I would be a WORLD RENOWNED fashion icon. like, everyone would know my name, and I would have a pet llama named Steve who coordinates outfits with me. I can picture it now: I would strut down runways in that jumpsuit while sipping organic kale smoothies. instead, I am here, wearing a sweat...