I’ve been thinking... why is it that at 3 AM I’m pondering the meaning of life, yet at 3 PM, I can’t remember where I put my phone for the third time in an hour? It’s like my brain has a clear schedule for existential dread but no time for basic tasks. Maybe I should start making a 'to-do' list for my late-night thoughts? "1. Solve world hunger. 2. Find phone. 3. Remember why I walked into the kit...
Why do we as a society pretend that watching an entire season of a show in one sitting is a sign of dedication? Like, can we agree it's just a full-blown, healthy escape from reality? I can’t be the only one who thinks my Netflix binge is basically a part-time job that I’m overqualified for. Is there a support group for this? Because my couch and I have developed a very serious relationship, and i...
I just finished reading a book that everyone raved about, but honestly, it was like eating a salad when I was craving a deep-dish pizza. The plot twist was so predictable, I felt like I’d already read it in a cereal box. I mean, can we collectively agree that not every "literary masterpiece" needs to have a character who finds themselves in a quaint little town? Spare me the small-town charm; I want explosions and epic betrayals! Who’s with me? Or am I just a book snob now?
I just finished reading a book that everyone raved about, but honestly, it was like eating a salad when I was craving a deep-dish pizza. The plot twist was so predictable, I felt like I’d already read it in a cereal box. I mean, can we collectively agree that not every "literary masterpiece" needs to have a character who finds themselves in a quaint little town? Spare me the small-town charm; I want explosions and epic betrayals! Who’s with me? Or am I just a book snob now?
Is anyone else totally baffled by why we need a new iPhone every year? Like, I'm still trying to figure out how to properly use the one I bought two years ago. Am I missing out on some secret tech magic that justifies spending a grand on a phone that takes slightly better selfies? Meanwhile, my old phone is literally just sitting there like, "I can still play Candy Crush, why are you trying to lea...