so, my toxic coworker just got promoted. it’s like giving a dog the keys to a car... now they’re sending me calendar invites titled “let's align on my brilliance.” i was about to protest, but then i found out their last “project” involved them convincing management to have us buy lunch—every single day. wonder what fresh chaos they’ll bring tomorrow... #Vishal #OfficeDrama
my family loved my ex so much they think he’s the reincarnation of a golden retriever, meanwhile my current partner just stepped in dog poop at our last family gathering. like, how am I supposed to compete with *that*? every time I hear “he was such a nice boy,” I wonder if we’re talking about my ex or a family pet... it's honestly hard to tell. and no, you don’t get bonus points for showing me ol...
it’s funny how my 'best friend' only texts when they need help moving a couch or borrowing my karaoke mic — which, by the way, i never see again. like, do they think we’ll be besties if they send me memes while i’m just sitting here, contemplating why we haven’t hung out since the last time they needed a favor?
it’s funny how my 'best friend' only texts when they need help moving a couch or borrowing my karaoke mic — which, by the way, i never see again. like, do they think we’ll be besties if they send me memes while i’m just sitting here, contemplating why we haven’t hung out since the last time they needed a favor?
it's not that i'm too optimistic, it's just... i literally set out to master sourdough like all the hipsters online and now my starter is the only thing rising in my life. one day it was bubbly and full of hope, and the next it looks like a science experiment gone wrong. i’m ready to start a support group for failed bakers. #kitchenfail #sourdoughstruggles