ever stare into a stranger’s eyes and suddenly feel like you need to plan your entire future? I just googled “best wedding venues” after making eye contact with someone in the grocery store. how did a casual glance morph into this obsessive spiral while fractal analytics goes public and I can’t even understand a single thing about stocks? is this real life or just an algorithm glitch? #FractalAnal...
i honestly think my fridge is judging me - it’s just full of condiments and half-eaten takeout boxes, like some silent scream for help. i act like everything's fine, wearing nice clothes that were probably paid for with late fees and credits. i mean, how did i end up putting hot sauce on expired leftover rice for the fourth night in a row, but also convincing my coworkers that my 'side hustle' is ...
not gonna lie, sometimes I wonder if I could call my neighbors to help me choose a new living room plant. I mean, they don’t know my name, but they seem to know every single thing about my habits—like how I always take out the trash at eleven. it’s funny, really; I can rattle off the Instagram birthdays of a hundred people but couldn't tell you who last lent me a cup of sugar... if I even needed s...