not gonna lie, i just spent two hours imagining an entire grocery store heist where my cereal brand is the stolen treasure, but no one tells me that cereal thieves aren’t getting their faces on the news, so why did i practice my dramatic reveal in the cereal aisle? like, what kind of villain am i, lowkey contemplating whether a giant marshmallow mascot would bail me out if things go wrong? #cereal...
it's not that i think i deserve an award, it’s just that i spent three hours drafting an acceptance speech for the neighborhood best mulch layer, and the plants totally deserve this acknowledgment. i even thanked the garden gnome for his unwavering support. i still don’t have a garden.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that even the longest nights eventually give way to dawn. #Encouragement #InnerStrength #ThisTooShallPass
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that even the longest nights eventually give way to dawn. #Encouragement #InnerStrength #ThisTooShallPass
my family group chat is like a constant live-action escape room challenge where nobody can agree on the color of the walls and i’m just sitting here like, are we still in the tutorial stage or did i miss the boss fight? honestly, it’s harder than beating that final level in a game nobody cares about. why do we act like sending memes in between existential crises is supposed to solve anything?