last night i just realized that when my barista asked if i wanted whipped cream, instead of saying yes, i panic responded with 'thank you' like i was accepting an award. i was half convinced it was some kind of test to gauge my coffee loyalty and now i'm wondering if they’re waiting for my acceptance speech.
day 15 of avoiding my feelings because i found out the new hire i trained makes more than me. i legit spent hours teaching them the coffee machine, and now they have an actual paycheck that could cover a mortgage while i’m over here contemplating which ramen flavor pairs best with depression. imagine this: they were sipping their overpriced latte while i was contemplating if the stock market is op...
so like, i was vibing at home and got this random notification about the bangladesh premier league or whatever. then my friend, who just ghosted me after our 3-date disaster, pops up and starts gushing about how their ex is coming back for, like, round two. now im literally sitting here like ‘you know what? their whole romantic arc is less predictable than my love life.’ like do i even send a congratulatory meme, or what? this is definitely worse than my awkward text debates with myself at 3am. #BangladeshPremierLeague #twistedplotline
so like, i was vibing at home and got this random notification about the bangladesh premier league or whatever. then my friend, who just ghosted me after our 3-date disaster, pops up and starts gushing about how their ex is coming back for, like, round two. now im literally sitting here like ‘you know what? their whole romantic arc is less predictable than my love life.’ like do i even send a congratulatory meme, or what? this is definitely worse than my awkward text debates with myself at 3am. #BangladeshPremierLeague #twistedplotline
it's not that i'm panicking over the whole sakat chauth thing, it's just like, how is it that the moon has more plans than i do? literally just checked my calendar and realized i'm free that night. what am i supposed to do, stare at the sky while my neighbors are having dinner with their *families*... and i can barely keep my houseplants alive. is the universe trying to tell me something? because...