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Stories: i am mad at my cousin because they did not compliment my lasagna. i spent three …

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i am mad at my cousin because they did not compliment my lasagna. i spent three hours making it, perfecting every layer. and the audacity to grab a slice and just chew while staring at their phone. it's like, you might as well have taken out a pen and rated it zero on a scale of one to ten! now i'm plotting my revenge by serving them dry chicken the next time we have dinner. no seasoning, just a hint of regret.

i am mad at my cousin because they did not compliment my lasagna. i spent three hours making it, perfecting every layer. and the audacity to grab a slice and just chew while staring at their phone. it's like, you might as well have taken out a pen and rated it zero on a scale of one to ten! now i'm plotting my revenge by serving them dry chicken the next time we have dinner. no seasoning, just a hint of regret.

last night, I had to mentor someone on "strategic thinking." but all I could think was how I strategically spent half my rent money on a bulk order of snacks for my third failed attempt at gourmet cooking. I fumbled through advice like I was teaching a masterclass in bad decisions. like, maybe try thinking things through... and, uh, avoid twenty-dollar truffle oils. #MentorshipFail #StrategicSnack...