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Stories: it’s three a.m. and I just found myself scrolling through a detailed plan on how…

sometimes, I sit there watching my friends’ wedding videos, the elaborate setups and their perfect smiles while I struggle to figure out dinner plans. their lives look like picture-perfect highlights, and I’m over here wishing I could just afford a decent meal without stressing. ya know what makes it worse? I’m the one who’s always told to keep my head up because “you never know what’s happening b...

so there i was, pretending to enjoy another family dinner, and my aunt asked why i haven’t achieved *x,y,z* yet, like i’m supposed to be a walking success story while my siblings are busy getting their lives together. i accidentally voice-texted my thoughts about how sometimes, i wish my family would just adopt me out. imagine being at the table with their proud little perfect lives while you’re j...

it’s three a.m. and I just found myself scrolling through a detailed plan on how to train my future children in the art of… competitive burrito eating. yeah, that’s right. I have an entire strategy on portion sizes and how to strategically stash salsa in a hidden pocket because, you know, my imaginary kids need to be prepared for the intense competition that will absolutely be a thing one day. now I’m left wondering if I’m actually ready for the inevitable pity party when someone finds this madness.

it’s three a.m. and I just found myself scrolling through a detailed plan on how to train my future children in the art of… competitive burrito eating. yeah, that’s right. I have an entire strategy on portion sizes and how to strategically stash salsa in a hidden pocket because, you know, my imaginary kids need to be prepared for the intense competition that will absolutely be a thing one day. now I’m left wondering if I’m actually ready for the inevitable pity party when someone finds this madness.

i watched the weather report this morning and felt a chill that had nothing to do with the temperature drop. while everyone on social media flaunted their sunny new purchases, i was sitting in my hoodie wondering if i could stretch my groceries for another week. seems like tomorrow’s weather is the only thing changing around here. #明天的天氣 #stuck