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Stories: So, I finally decided to take up cooking during the pandemic because, you know, …

I don’t get why people act like reading is a chore. Honestly, we give so much hype to binge-watching shows, but nothing hits quite like curling up with a book and just getting lost in someone else's world. I mean, I can get invested in a fictional universe where dragons exist and wizards are real, but apparently, I’m the weirdo for finally finishing a 500-page novel during my “free time.” Also, ca...

Why does every single tech gadget these days come with its own 200-page manual? Like, I just want to know how to turn the thing on, not decipher ancient hieroglyphics! And don't even get me started on how I spent two hours trying to set up my smart fridge only to realize it was just NEVER meant to be smarter than me. At this point, I half-expect my toaster to start judging my life choices. Am I th...

So, I finally decided to take up cooking during the pandemic because, you know, why not? I made a classic pasta dish, followed a recipe step-by-step – it looked *perfect* until I realized I forgot to add salt. Long story short, my dinner tasted like cardboard, and I ended up ordering takeout anyway. My life really peaked when I got a "chef's kiss" from the delivery guy instead of my own cooking. Honestly, cooking shows should come with a disclaimer: *Warning: Culinary dreams may lead to takeout dependencies.*

So, I finally decided to take up cooking during the pandemic because, you know, why not? I made a classic pasta dish, followed a recipe step-by-step – it looked *perfect* until I realized I forgot to add salt. Long story short, my dinner tasted like cardboard, and I ended up ordering takeout anyway. My life really peaked when I got a "chef's kiss" from the delivery guy instead of my own cooking. Honestly, cooking shows should come with a disclaimer: *Warning: Culinary dreams may lead to takeout dependencies.*

There’s something oddly comforting about getting your chai from that one road-side vendor who knows you by your order and your struggles. Like, where else am I gonna get a half-burnt biscuit and a steaming cup of tea that feels like a hug after a long day? It's not just a drink; it’s a whole mood. I just hope one day I can offer him a raise instead of just my hope for better biscuits.