it's not that I miss my stable job. it’s just… I realized I can't function without regular income for my intense smoothie bowl addiction. literally, I made a vision board for my passion project, but the only thing on it is a sad, wilted plant that I forgot to water. at this point, I would gladly trade my dreams for some backup Benjamins. now every time I hear about Collin Sexton dropping 19 points...
Story Name: "My One-Night Stand Just Became My New CEO" Part 7 of 7 “Clearly, you didn’t mean that,” he repeats, his eyes darkening like a storm brewing. “I did!” I blurt out, the words spill from my lips like confessions. “But you don’t understand. I didn’t think I’d ever see you again. I didn’t think you’d be my boss!” His jaw tightens, and for a heartbeat, I see the man I seduced—strong, ...
not gonna lie, i thought my partner texting someone else was like the worst plot twist in my personal drama. meanwhile, i spent last night arguing with my plants because i swear they were judging my watering technique. but hey, at least my phalaenopsis isn’t trying to play two sides like my partner. can you say serial cheater versus unyielding orchid loyalty? #FiorentinaVsCagliari #plantparentproblems
not gonna lie, i thought my partner texting someone else was like the worst plot twist in my personal drama. meanwhile, i spent last night arguing with my plants because i swear they were judging my watering technique. but hey, at least my phalaenopsis isn’t trying to play two sides like my partner. can you say serial cheater versus unyielding orchid loyalty? #FiorentinaVsCagliari #plantparentproblems
So I was invited to this fancy dinner and I literally told them my grandma is sick. In reality, I am currently nursing a pair of pants with a rip so big, it’s like an invitation for air. Now I’m stuck at home practicing the intricate art of microwave cooking. Honestly, that’s way more fun than socializing, right?