yooo, just saw the new iPhone features and now I’m sitting here wondering how I’m going to take a video of my plants that I never water—so they can pretend to be thriving when my friends visit. also, I just had a blowout argument with my neighbor who has NO idea that the “functionality” of a new gadget won’t fix her existential crisis. think I might draft an email saying, “hi, sorry I yelled, but ...
last night I sat on my couch, staring at my weirdly detailed spreadsheet for my ideal garden—complete with time zones for when the sun hits my imaginary plot. I mean, who knew selecting seed types could make me feel more alive than calculating daily coffee intake at my job where I literally lose the will to exist by 3 PM? and the saddest part? my fantasy plants are probably more vibrant than the e...
literally just spent my entire weekend in bed, spiraling over this Netflix thriller everyone's obsessed with. the twist was crazy, but honestly, my real plot twist is the fact that I keep revisiting an ex everyone warned me to ghost. if only they could see my heart break in slow motion like I watch these shows. still waiting for the moment my life reveals the true killer in this drama: my poor life choices. #NetflixsNewThrillerViewersCant #PlotTwist
literally just spent my entire weekend in bed, spiraling over this Netflix thriller everyone's obsessed with. the twist was crazy, but honestly, my real plot twist is the fact that I keep revisiting an ex everyone warned me to ghost. if only they could see my heart break in slow motion like I watch these shows. still waiting for the moment my life reveals the true killer in this drama: my poor life choices. #NetflixsNewThrillerViewersCant #PlotTwist
it’s 2am and i just realized i sent a text about how my ex reminded me of a sad sports commentary to my CURRENT crush. something about Como vs Udinese in their team outfits being the metaphor for my romantic life just slipped out, and now they probably think i’m unhinged — honestly, maybe they’re not wrong. had this whole fantasy in my head about us and suddenly it’s like they just turned off the ...