have you ever just stared at someone after they saw your search history and pretended it never happened? like, obviously, we both know i was looking up obscure conspiracy theories about cheese but now it’s this silent agreement to act like we’re sophisticated humans who don’t spiral at two AM — i swear the whole thing felt like a secret that’s going to unravel any minute now and still, here we are...
my family has this weird tradition where we only share compliments if they’re about something material, like that new samsung galaxy s26 ultra. last week, i overheard my cousin bragging about how many likes his latest tech review got, and then i realized i’ve never been compared to his follower count, just his grades. at family gatherings, it's always "why can't you be more like him?" meanwhile, i...
wait, i just saw that motorcyclist accident news and it hit differently. the other day, i had to dodge a pothole so deep it felt like i was in an action movie. guess who pulled me over when i was trying to navigate? a cop—thinking i was doing something illegal when i was just trying to survive this city. makes me wonder if anyone's really keeping us safe or just doing their job for the paycheck. i guess we're all just speeding towards our own crashes, wondering who’s watching out for us. #Police #ExistentialCrisis
wait, i just saw that motorcyclist accident news and it hit differently. the other day, i had to dodge a pothole so deep it felt like i was in an action movie. guess who pulled me over when i was trying to navigate? a cop—thinking i was doing something illegal when i was just trying to survive this city. makes me wonder if anyone's really keeping us safe or just doing their job for the paycheck. i guess we're all just speeding towards our own crashes, wondering who’s watching out for us. #Police #ExistentialCrisis
yo, so im sitting here calculating if i can afford marriage or if im just gonna be paying off debt like its my side hustle for the next ten years. bruh, honestly, it hit me when i saw that Mustafizur Rahman got signed by Lahore Qalandars and i thought, "why can he afford that?!" like, yaar, kuch nahi toh meri chaat and samosa ka budget toh zyada hona chahiye! my parents sacrificed everything for m...