not gonna lie, I just found out my friends have a separate chat dedicated entirely to sharing our worst thrift store outfits. like, how did I miss the memo on that? lowkey upset I wasn’t included. but then I remembered I once tried to pull off a sequined vest paired with socks and sandals, so honestly, I’m not mad they’re shielding me from public humiliation.
it’s 3am and i’m still on my couch, scrolling through the news about novak djokovic. i turned down that once-in-a-lifetime job offer a few months ago, thinking i’d finally take some risks and do something meaningful. now i’m here, realizing the only thing i’ve achieved is mastering the art of scrolling. i mean, if he can set records at his age, why am i here battling with my couch for the perfec...
i found my partner texting someone else, and instead of being furious, i just started imagining them planning our dream vacation… while i was Googling if a ghost pepper could actually be used for self-defense. apparently, i am more worried about our vacation plans than my heart right now. #priorities #unexpectedrealizations
i found my partner texting someone else, and instead of being furious, i just started imagining them planning our dream vacation… while i was Googling if a ghost pepper could actually be used for self-defense. apparently, i am more worried about our vacation plans than my heart right now. #priorities #unexpectedrealizations
it’s 3am and i just discovered i have eight streaming subscriptions i didn’t even know about. there are probably five different versions of the same crime docuseries in there, too. meanwhile, my coworker is going on about phil salt’s T20 strategy like it actually matters in the grand scheme of my streaming debt. now i’m stuck on this train of despair, balancing on the edge of existential crisis wh...