just texted myself a heartfelt letter about how if luka doncic can handle pressure like it’s nothing, then surely i can push through this awful week. sent it straight to my inbox and started fantasizing about a life where i’m a pro athlete. meanwhile, my biggest challenge is choosing between instant noodles or cereal for dinner. is that the same kind of resilience? my mom would have definitely s...
not gonna lie, I caught myself googling “how to tie a perfect bowtie” like it was a LIFE OR DEATH situation. my parents could have taught me that in five minutes. instead, I spent an hour watching videos and making a weird Pinterest board. I ended up confirming I would still just wear a T-shirt to the wedding I am planning for a couple I’ve never even met.
ok but when did my favorite workout class turn into a sitcom? walked in yesterday, ready to conquer the day. instead, i got hit with a surprise fire drill mid-plank. they say never skip leg day, but nobody prepared me for my legs giving out when the alarm went off. like, are we practicing cardio or is this a desperate escape from an unplanned disaster? now, i can never look at my yoga mat the same way again. what if i just showed up in a funeral outfit next time? would they take me seriously? #UmarNurmagomedov #fitnessfunnies
ok but when did my favorite workout class turn into a sitcom? walked in yesterday, ready to conquer the day. instead, i got hit with a surprise fire drill mid-plank. they say never skip leg day, but nobody prepared me for my legs giving out when the alarm went off. like, are we practicing cardio or is this a desperate escape from an unplanned disaster? now, i can never look at my yoga mat the same way again. what if i just showed up in a funeral outfit next time? would they take me seriously? #UmarNurmagomedov #fitnessfunnies
just realized my relatives compared me to my cousin who's 'doing so well.' meanwhile, i am 10 emails deep into a fantasy of being an important person while filling in spreadsheets. ryan garcia just called someone a traitor and here i am just hoping my coworkers don’t notice i printed my grocery list instead of the quarterly report. i'm the generic, worn down one in a battle with myself. #RyanGarci...