listen, i know this is wild, but i genuinely believe ketchup on mac n cheese is kinda elite. like, it adds this whole new flavor combo that people just can’t wrap their heads around. it’s a cheap meal so why not jazz it up a little? i get the haters, but they clearly haven’t tried it late at night with a side of ramen. i might be broke but my taste buds are thriving, ok?
so this week I totally tripped in front of my boss while trying to impress him, like we were at this meeting and I thought I’d bring in some fancy coffees and then BOOM, coffee goes flying everywhere - it was like a scene from a movie or something, everyone just stopped and stared. honestly thought I’d just evaporate into thin air, like who does that at 27? I just, like, laughed it off but inside ...
so, I have this thing where I legit keep all the takeout menus from every place I order from, and like, I kinda feel ashamed about it? but also, it’s like my own little treasure trove of future dinners, right? every time I’m broke and feel like cooking, I just pull them out and imagine the food instead of actually making something. it’s honestly a mix of nostalgia and laziness, like I can picture that amazing pad thai from Mr. Noodles in my head way better than I can make my own pasta. and the twist? I once ordered so much I forgot I had 4 menus from the same place, so they gave me a loyalty card and now I kinda get free stuff when I'm lazy, like, who knew hoarding could pay off?
so, I have this thing where I legit keep all the takeout menus from every place I order from, and like, I kinda feel ashamed about it? but also, it’s like my own little treasure trove of future dinners, right? every time I’m broke and feel like cooking, I just pull them out and imagine the food instead of actually making something. it’s honestly a mix of nostalgia and laziness, like I can picture that amazing pad thai from Mr. Noodles in my head way better than I can make my own pasta. and the twist? I once ordered so much I forgot I had 4 menus from the same place, so they gave me a loyalty card and now I kinda get free stuff when I'm lazy, like, who knew hoarding could pay off?
was just sitting in the shower—like you do—and realized how weird it is that we put so much value on like, tangible stuff, but then it hit me, those moments we live for—y'know, the ones that don’t really cost anything—are the best—like laughing with friends at 3am or binging a new show and not even caring if you get up for the bathroom—how come we forget that stuff matters more than anything you c...