my boss told us to expect 'exciting news' about our company’s direction. i started preparing my funeral outfit, just in case my career takes another nosedive like my last relationship when they said "we should see other people" but instead of moving on, here i am in limbo, waiting for good news like a zombie. they might be making a ton, but the last time i checked, my own emotional economy is stil...
yooo, so my mom just asked when I’m having kids again like it’s some kind of sequel. meanwhile, I’m out here trying to convince myself that jumping into the latest PS Plus game lineup is a viable life choice instead. like, do I really need to raise a tiny human when I can literally master flying fighter jets in Ace Combat? I mean, priorities. #PlaystationPlusGames #LifeChoices
i heard about mariano barbacid curing pancreatic tumors in mice and thought, wow, they can fix their problems, but here i am trying to figure out how to end the feud between my left and right sock that disappeared last week. it’s been three days of searching, and the mental gymnastics are giving me the same anxiety i felt in high school when i forgot my lines in the school play. i mean, if we can tackle cancer in mice, why can't we solve my wardrobe crisis? #MarianoBarbacid #FirstWorldProblems
i heard about mariano barbacid curing pancreatic tumors in mice and thought, wow, they can fix their problems, but here i am trying to figure out how to end the feud between my left and right sock that disappeared last week. it’s been three days of searching, and the mental gymnastics are giving me the same anxiety i felt in high school when i forgot my lines in the school play. i mean, if we can tackle cancer in mice, why can't we solve my wardrobe crisis? #MarianoBarbacid #FirstWorldProblems
it’s 3 am and i’m scrolling through my bank statement like it’s an episode of a survival show. i see my monthly subscription to a meditation app and i chuckle because it hasn’t worked, i’m still a mess. then i find out i’m paying for three different streaming services and one i’ve NEVER even used. and just when i think it can’t get worse, i spot that recurring payment for a self-help book subscrip...