not gonna lie, I snooped through a crush's old messages while they were sleeping. they have an entire group chat dedicated to pineapple pizza. now every time I see them, all I can think about is their spicy take on toppings. it's devastating. I cannot unsee the passionate debates over pineapple as a fruit or a topping. #nooneasked #pineapplepizza
it’s not that i care that my best friend told someone my secret. it’s just that now i have my funeral outfit picked out for when i inevitably get shunned by my entire friend group over it. the whole thing is kind of a problem, like... should i wear a hat or not?
literally moved across the country for someone who said "you are my soulmate" while sitting in a donut shop, and now here I am, watching neha kakkar deleting her life for the second time. like, can I get a refund on my apartment and this dream? three months later, he ghosted me like I’m one of his bad karaoke covers. guess the universe really does have a sense of humor. #NehaKakkar #Relatable
literally moved across the country for someone who said "you are my soulmate" while sitting in a donut shop, and now here I am, watching neha kakkar deleting her life for the second time. like, can I get a refund on my apartment and this dream? three months later, he ghosted me like I’m one of his bad karaoke covers. guess the universe really does have a sense of humor. #NehaKakkar #Relatable
it is three a.m. and i just liked a photo from forty-seven weeks ago of someone i don’t even know. who has the time to post such ancient content? what am i supposed to do now? should i message them about how i fell into their archive, or is that too much? are they looking at their notifications and thinking, "who is this weirdo?" honestly, at this point i’m two clicks away from planning my escape....