i just discovered that my monthly subscription bill is equal to funding a small country's entire water supply. apparently my phone is on a diet but my bank account is doing some heavy lifting for the weirdest streaming service i forgot about. time to choose between sustaining life and binge-watching shows that lost their hype three years ago. #adultingfail #subscriptionoverload
it’s 2am and i just realized my ex is dating my friend who told me last week that they were “working on themselves.” the irony is not lost on me because while i was busy rehearsing a heartfelt phone call to tell them both how betrayed i feel, they were probably just sitting together planning a trip to the lake. the lake. like, it’s a nice spot and all but now i have to delete all the vacation hash...
saw that jordyn tyson is trending and just remembered how my childhood best friend who plays pick-up games in the park now won’t even look at me when we pass each other. last week, they pretended to check their phone just so they could avoid saying hi. they don’t know i spend every night practicing what i would say if we ever spoke again. meanwhile, i’m sitting here crying into my awards for best imaginary friendship and regretting every birthday card i ever wrote. #JordynTyson #relatable
saw that jordyn tyson is trending and just remembered how my childhood best friend who plays pick-up games in the park now won’t even look at me when we pass each other. last week, they pretended to check their phone just so they could avoid saying hi. they don’t know i spend every night practicing what i would say if we ever spoke again. meanwhile, i’m sitting here crying into my awards for best imaginary friendship and regretting every birthday card i ever wrote. #JordynTyson #relatable
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that even the heaviest burdens can lighten with time, and you are not alone in this journey. #Healing #Encouragement