I’ve realized that giving life advice is basically just sharing what *not* to do, because let’s face it, I’ve messed up my fair share. Like, don’t try to impress someone by cooking dinner for them if you’re still figuring out how to boil water without setting off the smoke alarm. Trust me, there’s nothing romantic about burnt pasta and a fire extinguisher. So, here’s my hot take: maybe we should j...
Why does every family function turn into a competition of who can ask the most invasive questions? "When are you getting married?" "Why don’t you have a job yet?" "Is that your friend or your girlfriend?" Like chill, Auntie, I’m just here for the biryani and a chance to awkwardly dodge your glare. Can we make “mind your own business” the official family motto?
So, I just found out that my neighbor’s dog probably has a more active social life than I do. Last week, I saw it dressed in a little tuxedo, getting whisked away in a convertible by some influencer looking type. Meanwhile, I'm over here still deciding whether my couch or my bed is the better place to stay for the next Netflix binge. How is it that a dog is living the life I dream about? I need to step my game up… or just start making dog friends.
So, I just found out that my neighbor’s dog probably has a more active social life than I do. Last week, I saw it dressed in a little tuxedo, getting whisked away in a convertible by some influencer looking type. Meanwhile, I'm over here still deciding whether my couch or my bed is the better place to stay for the next Netflix binge. How is it that a dog is living the life I dream about? I need to step my game up… or just start making dog friends.
I went on a solo trip recently, thinking it would be this deep, soul-searching experience. Spoiler alert: it was just me getting lost in a random village and trying to communicate with a bunch of goats. The highlight was definitely when I accidentally ordered a plate of something that *looked* like pasta but tasted like disappointment and regret. I mean, who knew my guidebook would be just as usel...