ok but, I literally just moved to this new city, like packed everything because my boyfriend said we needed a fresh start. three months in, he says he’s “finding himself” in a different state. now I’m stuck trying to find a new barber who gets my weird cowlick while still listening to his old mixtape like it’s my therapy. I just caught myself scheduling a wax appointment for a “naked and alone” se...
no, because i literally just checked my stocks and like saw nestle india's share price soaring, and then remembered how my plant literally just wilted despite my best attempts—so here i am, dying inside over someone who needed space, while they’re posting with a new pot that’s literally thriving. is there a stock for emotional investment? because i could use a bump there. #NestleIndiaSharePrice #p...
not gonna lie, when I heard the hang seng index was struggling, I did a little happy dance. you see, my neighbor brags about her investment portfolio like it's some secret recipe for happiness, but last week? she slipped on her way to the mailbox and almost face-planted, and honestly, I was ready to throw her a parade. then, with the index falling, I pictured her checking her stocks while sipping herbal tea, literally processing that financial hit like a bad breakup. can you imagine my glee? the best part? she asked for my advice after her favorite tech stock dipped. I almost replied with “don’t put all your eggs in one basket.” instead, I just smiled and thought, maybe I should start charging for this life advice. #HangSengIndex #Schadenfreude
not gonna lie, when I heard the hang seng index was struggling, I did a little happy dance. you see, my neighbor brags about her investment portfolio like it's some secret recipe for happiness, but last week? she slipped on her way to the mailbox and almost face-planted, and honestly, I was ready to throw her a parade. then, with the index falling, I pictured her checking her stocks while sipping herbal tea, literally processing that financial hit like a bad breakup. can you imagine my glee? the best part? she asked for my advice after her favorite tech stock dipped. I almost replied with “don’t put all your eggs in one basket.” instead, I just smiled and thought, maybe I should start charging for this life advice. #HangSengIndex #Schadenfreude
it’s 2 a.m. and I just found out my college roommate got engaged, after casually telling me six months ago that she wasn’t ready for anything serious. I should have seen this coming when she put a "my life is a mess" filter on her engagement photo. and here I am, still wondering if my laundry will ever get done... but she has a rock on her finger. did I miss a memo or just run out of time? #GtuRes...