no because I just realized I thought turning thirty meant I'd be a sophisticated adult. instead, I’m just panicking over how to make a budget while binging on random documentaries about geopolitical tensions. if flights to Israel are back on, can I just get a one-way ticket away from my responsibilities? #Israel #AdultingIsACrisis
just found out that Wrexham dropped 20 points and literally my life feels the same way right now. I told my friends I couldn’t go out because I was “super busy” with work, when really I was just sitting at home reorganizing my sock drawer while crying over my empty bank account. the dramatic twist? I just got a text asking if I wanted to go to a charity gala instead. should I tell them I have no m...
not gonna lie, i just spent three hours rearranging my entire bookshelf based on the colors of the spines. had a whole crisis over whether the bright yellow book really goes next to the deep blue one. in the end, it felt more like a gallery opening for the silent bestsellers that have never seen the light of day, because i still haven't read half of them. i called it my “spine-tingling” experience.
not gonna lie, i just spent three hours rearranging my entire bookshelf based on the colors of the spines. had a whole crisis over whether the bright yellow book really goes next to the deep blue one. in the end, it felt more like a gallery opening for the silent bestsellers that have never seen the light of day, because i still haven't read half of them. i called it my “spine-tingling” experience.
it's not that i can't wait to turn 30. it's just that my favorite way to procrastinate adulting is researching the Ajax vs FC Volendam game and wondering how i’ll pull together an outfit for my imaginary ‘i’m totally grown up’ party. meanwhile, my Spotify is still only playlists for arguments in my head and spiral moments in the shower. like, if i can’t even pick an outfit, what hope do i have for...