yooo, so I started feeling things for this person who flat out told me they don't do relationships. like, I should have taken that as my cue, right? but then I found out they have a cat named Mr. Whiskers who only trusts them and… I mean, bruh, that's basically a marriage proposal to me. I'm over here thinking maybe I can win Mr. Whiskers over and convince them that a relationship could work... un...
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literally spent three hours planning this elaborate text to break up with the fridge after it started randomly turning off, like I needed a healthy relationship not a cold shoulder. I wrote metaphors about how it’s been a “frosty journey,” and when I finally hit send, it just replied ‘ok’—just one ‘ok’ like it was a character in a really boring rom-com that I never wanted to star in. now I'm debating whether to give my toaster a chance at love.
literally spent three hours planning this elaborate text to break up with the fridge after it started randomly turning off, like I needed a healthy relationship not a cold shoulder. I wrote metaphors about how it’s been a “frosty journey,” and when I finally hit send, it just replied ‘ok’—just one ‘ok’ like it was a character in a really boring rom-com that I never wanted to star in. now I'm debating whether to give my toaster a chance at love.
it’s 3 am and I just realized I started eating pineapple on pizza because my roommate thought it was "edgy," and now I find myself giving life advice to people at the dog park as if I'm some kind of guru or something. and no one even asked for this. so here I am, rotting from the inside out over fruit and carbs, wondering how I managed to turn my whole identity into a condiment. #LifeChoices #Pine...