Ever notice how everyone says, "Follow your passion" as if we all have a secret masterpiece just waiting to be unveiled? Meanwhile, I'm just here trying to figure out how to turn my lifelong obsession with napping into a career. Honestly, let's be real—most of us are just trying to survive the daily grind while pretending we have it all figured out. If your passion is scrolling through memes and p...
Is it just me, or does every auntie at every family gathering suddenly become an expert on your life? Like, yes, Auntie, please tell me how I should have settled down by now and invested in a successful avocado toast business instead of pursuing my dreams. Meanwhile, your son is still figuring out how to boil water without burning the house down. Can we just agree that the only thing more draining...
So, I thought it would be a fun idea to go on a solo road trip, you know, live my best life or whatever. I packed snacks, made a playlist, and set off with a rebellious spirit. Fast forward to me getting lost in the middle of nowhere, phone dead, and a raccoon stealing my chips. Let me tell you, nothing says "I’ve made it as an adult" quite like begging a raccoon to give back your road trip snack. If you’ve never had an existential crisis in a deserted parking lot while negotiating with wildlife, are you even living?
So, I thought it would be a fun idea to go on a solo road trip, you know, live my best life or whatever. I packed snacks, made a playlist, and set off with a rebellious spirit. Fast forward to me getting lost in the middle of nowhere, phone dead, and a raccoon stealing my chips. Let me tell you, nothing says "I’ve made it as an adult" quite like begging a raccoon to give back your road trip snack. If you’ve never had an existential crisis in a deserted parking lot while negotiating with wildlife, are you even living?
I have a hot take: if you're going to give unsolicited advice, you better be living your best life. Like, if you're a financial guru who’s always broke or a relationship expert who’s been single since the dawn of time, maybe keep those “words of wisdom” to yourself? It's wild when the person dishing out life hacks looks like they just rolled out of a dumpster fire. Just saying, I'm tired of taking...