not gonna lie, my manager asked me to train my replacement like i wasn’t also on the list of potential casualties—then i remember i can't even keep my houseplants alive and wonder how someone will learn from a walking disaster—so i’m just sitting here plotting my exit like the Gujarat Giants planning their comeback against the UP Warriorz, but you know, no cricket skills, only heartache. #GiantsVs...
day 3 of being stuck under my toxic coworker turned boss, i caught myself silently plotting their downfall while practicing “congratulations” like i’m supposed to be genuinely happy, but in my mind, it’s just a weather update - kal ka mausam will be stormy with a 100% chance of their incompetence. do i really have to pretend to like this new authority when my heart is breaking for the failed dream...
just read the news about jacob bethell becoming england's hero. meanwhile, i am STILL up at 3am overthinking how to respond to my neighbor's cat, which definitely DOES NOT care about my internal struggle. if he can nail that hundred, why can’t i even nail a simple 'hi' to a creature that sleeps through life? #JacobBethell #RelatableStruggles
just read the news about jacob bethell becoming england's hero. meanwhile, i am STILL up at 3am overthinking how to respond to my neighbor's cat, which definitely DOES NOT care about my internal struggle. if he can nail that hundred, why can’t i even nail a simple 'hi' to a creature that sleeps through life? #JacobBethell #RelatableStruggles
🎉 Hold onto your seats, folks! ‘Hollywood Squares’ is serving up a star-studded Season 2 lineup that’s got us all buzzing! 🤩 Can't wait to see which celebs will bring the laughs and drama to the iconic game show! You won’t want to miss it! Check out the full scoop here: mykxlg.com #HollywoodSquares #CelebrityBuzz