ok but honestly, when did everyone become so adult-like? I scroll through pictures of my friends posing in front of their brand-new homes like they just conquered an empire, while I literally struggle to keep my ancient vacuum cleaner from sparking. Am I the only one stuck in the “still don’t have matching socks” phase while they’re decorating guest rooms? And the kicker? I know some of them don’t...
i’m literally in my closet right now, hiding from the ‘quick chat’ my manager scheduled for four pm on a friday because it feels like a trap—everyone thinks i’m this high-flyer making bank, but the truth is i’m just juggling three credit cards, an unpaid dental bill, and a can of soup i’m calling ‘dinner’—so if they ask me anything about my plans for the weekend, like, sorry but it’s just me and m...
day 42 of meticulously choosing outfits to impress the barista at my local shop, only to overhear him telling his coworker that i "look like a potato in denim." now i'm standing in the frozen section of the grocery store, debating if a scarf can redeem me. should i get a coffee or just slowly transform into that potato? #awkwardmoments #potatovibes
day 42 of meticulously choosing outfits to impress the barista at my local shop, only to overhear him telling his coworker that i "look like a potato in denim." now i'm standing in the frozen section of the grocery store, debating if a scarf can redeem me. should i get a coffee or just slowly transform into that potato? #awkwardmoments #potatovibes
ever made eye contact with a stranger and thought, "this is it, this is my soulmate?" literally happened to me in a laundromat. now, fast forward, I’m sitting here planning a wedding with imaginary centerpieces and awkward small talk with family. oh, and my mom just called to say we need to "meet the family" of this person I haven’t even said hello to yet. just as I'm about to text them my 'cute' ...