detective nick bailey is living a nightmare and it’s about time the real culprits, the kremlin spies, pay for trying to murder sergei skripal and his daughter with novichok! innocent people died because the british government dropped the ball on protection and all that secrecy stinks of corruption.
so, i just found out my dentist thinks i should have "elegant" teeth like the ones in the ads, but like, what even is that? do they expect me to suddenly start sipping tea with my pinky up and reciting poetry to my plaque? honestly, if elegant means feeling like i am being robbed every time i open my mouth, i will just stick to my perfectly regular teeth, thanks.
so after my kid came out and i was ready to throw a rainbow party in my living room, it turns out our neighbors just wanted to throw stones instead—who knew that “love thy neighbor” came with a fine print for everyone but my family?
so after my kid came out and i was ready to throw a rainbow party in my living room, it turns out our neighbors just wanted to throw stones instead—who knew that “love thy neighbor” came with a fine print for everyone but my family?
so there was this time at a potluck when i was convinced i made the best lasagna ever and totally burnt it to a crisp and when i was trying to apologize i accidentally told everyone it was a new 'deconstructed' recipe, and just looked around as they all pretended to eat the blackened mess while i was cringing so hard.