So, I finally decided to take up painting because, you know, “art is therapy” and all that jazz. Let’s just say, I would have better luck finger painting with my left hand than recreating the Mona Lisa. My "masterpiece" looks like a toddler had a sugar rush and then proceeded to attack a canvas with a pack of crayons. But hey, at least my walls are now a chaotic explosion of color that really scre...
You ever look back at your life choices and think, "Wow, that was a solid series of bad decisions"? Like, why did I think dating that one person who couldn’t even spell ‘cat’ was a good idea? Here's the thing: we all collect these hilarious horror stories that we laugh about later, but can we agree that maybe, just maybe, learning to swipe left on red flags should be part of high school curriculum...
So, I just finished binge-watching a series that all my friends hyped up, and lemme tell you, I’m officially convinced they have terrible taste. Like, the plot holes were bigger than my bank account after my last shopping spree. And can we talk about the protagonist? They made the worst decisions that a "smart" person would never make! I’m not even sure if I’m more disappointed in the show or my friends for dragging me into this misery. Seriously, I’d rather re-watch old reality shows where people argue over a rose than sit through another season of that nonsense.
So, I just finished binge-watching a series that all my friends hyped up, and lemme tell you, I’m officially convinced they have terrible taste. Like, the plot holes were bigger than my bank account after my last shopping spree. And can we talk about the protagonist? They made the worst decisions that a "smart" person would never make! I’m not even sure if I’m more disappointed in the show or my friends for dragging me into this misery. Seriously, I’d rather re-watch old reality shows where people argue over a rose than sit through another season of that nonsense.
I know it sounds cheesy, but can we just take a moment to appreciate that one friend who texts you at 2 AM with a random meme that perfectly sums up your life struggles? Like, how do they always know? Meanwhile, I can’t even remember what I did last Tuesday. If that’s not a superpower, I don’t know what is. Just wish they'd remember to respond to my texts too.