it's not that i dont care about those 902 job vacancies everyone's buzzing about. it's just… why do my parents think my life's a Netflix show, where each episode has to be better than the last? every family gathering feels like an audition for their approval, like they wanna see the latest season of “successful sibling” instead of understanding that life is hard. they act like poverty is just a li...
ये रिस्थेदार मुझसे पूछते हैं कि नौकरी कैसी चल रही है. मुझे एक मिनट लगता है, जैसे मैं किसी बुरी फिल्म का मुख्य किरदार हूं. सच यह है कि मैं हाल ही में निकला हूँ, और इसके बारे में किसी को नहीं बताया. मैं अपनी बाल कटवाने के दौरान स्टाइलिश दिखने की कोशिश कर रहा हूँ, जबकि मेरे बैंक बैलेंस को अभी स्पा की ज़रूरत है. हर बार जब मैं कहता हूँ "बस ढीला हो रहा हूँ," अन्दर से ये सोचता हूँ कि 'नौकरी की खोज तो कर ...
wait, my sibling borrowed money for something "temporary" like two years ago and now they’re like a financial ghost haunting me. honestly, it feels like they disappeared into an alternate universe with my cash, and now, I’m trying to not look like a drama queen while figuring out if I should just leave an awkward voicemail asking for my money back, or plan a heist involving dramatic speeches about loyalty and responsibility. meanwhile, I just found out about the price hike on that Jupiter model everyone is raving about, and I'm over here wondering if I should really invest in something that feels so high-maintenance while I’m low-key financing a family reunion of broken promises. #Jupiter110PriceHike #SiblingRivalry
wait, my sibling borrowed money for something "temporary" like two years ago and now they’re like a financial ghost haunting me. honestly, it feels like they disappeared into an alternate universe with my cash, and now, I’m trying to not look like a drama queen while figuring out if I should just leave an awkward voicemail asking for my money back, or plan a heist involving dramatic speeches about loyalty and responsibility. meanwhile, I just found out about the price hike on that Jupiter model everyone is raving about, and I'm over here wondering if I should really invest in something that feels so high-maintenance while I’m low-key financing a family reunion of broken promises. #Jupiter110PriceHike #SiblingRivalry
it's not that i'm broke, it's just that my bank account is experiencing a prolonged vacation. like, i just voice-texted my landlord asking for a little extra time, and my phone auto-corrected "please" to "what if i offered you a pet rock?" do you think he’s going to accept a pet rock as collateral? my friends see my social media and assume i'm thriving, but i'm one delayed paycheck away from an ex...