i turned down this wild chance to be part of a local art exhibit because my ex said he might attend, thinking avoiding drama was a genius move. fast forward, my friend snagged the spot, and now she’s winning awards while i’m scrolling through Guilford County Schools news, trying to figure out if i should buy more wine or just drown my sorrows in ice cream. maybe i should have just embraced the cha...
yoo, just saw all this drama about Govinda and honestly, it feels like a bad relationship flashback. back in my “party like you’re still in college” phase, I treated my best friend like a throwaway invite at a party. fast forward, I think about reaching out to apologize, but they probably moved on faster than I move through dessert menus. bruh, should I confess or just let them assume I’m a ghost ...
so i wake up this morning and see the news about schools closing, and i'm literally like, awesome. now the dog gets to witness me spiral into a budget hole while my plans to finally save up for, like, a taco truck, become literally impossible. i thought prioritizing ramen over my own sanity would be fine, but here we are, the snow piles up and i’m trapped inside with a grocery list so sad, it might just start crying. my hopes of having a flourishing taco business are as frozen as the sidewalk outside. now, my biggest financial decision today is whether to buy lettuce for a salad or just give in to the cheese puffs again. thanks, #CharlesCountyPublicSchools. #snowdaymishaps
so i wake up this morning and see the news about schools closing, and i'm literally like, awesome. now the dog gets to witness me spiral into a budget hole while my plans to finally save up for, like, a taco truck, become literally impossible. i thought prioritizing ramen over my own sanity would be fine, but here we are, the snow piles up and i’m trapped inside with a grocery list so sad, it might just start crying. my hopes of having a flourishing taco business are as frozen as the sidewalk outside. now, my biggest financial decision today is whether to buy lettuce for a salad or just give in to the cheese puffs again. thanks, #CharlesCountyPublicSchools. #snowdaymishaps
my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' for Friday at four, and you know it's not just about my performance review, because why else would they choose the time when the office coffee pot is empty? it feels like inviting me to a pool party with no water—it's just an elaborate setup for me to flounder in confusion.