you know how life sometimes takes you on a wild ride that has literally nothing to do with your plans? yeah, that was me last week. spent years prioritizing things like binge-watching random shows over actually figuring out how to adult. now i'm trying to catch up on life and somehow hear that the US regulator is bypassing the Indian government to serve Gautam Adani. like, here i am struggling to ...
it's not that i signed up to be the divorce mediator for my parents, it's just that i accidentally agreed while trying to split a pizza. now i'm presenting a power point on who gets the summer house. why am i choosing slides over sides? #UnexpectedResponsibilities #ParentalBetrayal
so i found out my sibling is the family’s favorite not by way of golden child behavior — no, no — they are like a government stimulus check, mysteriously dropping in the household with ALL the perks, while i’m sitting here on a recliner built for one, imagining my royalty payments for writing letters to my high school crush, who turned out to be just a lingering barista fantasy in my head — meanwhile, sibling walks in and my parents act like they just uncovered the holy grail of parenting. #SiblingRivalry #FamilyFavorites
so i found out my sibling is the family’s favorite not by way of golden child behavior — no, no — they are like a government stimulus check, mysteriously dropping in the household with ALL the perks, while i’m sitting here on a recliner built for one, imagining my royalty payments for writing letters to my high school crush, who turned out to be just a lingering barista fantasy in my head — meanwhile, sibling walks in and my parents act like they just uncovered the holy grail of parenting. #SiblingRivalry #FamilyFavorites
last night, i checked my emails while crying into my cereal, and my boss decided to drop the news about nuno borges' big win. like, literally? meanwhile, i’m about to lose my mind waiting three days for my paycheck to hit, while my bills mock me like i'm in some twisted game show where the prize is crushing debt. funny how nuno is out there winning big and im just trying not to get evicted by my w...