just found out paddy pimblett thinks he has the blueprint to beat justin gaethje at the upcoming ufc fight, and here i am still waiting for the blueprint on how to keep my houseplants alive. like, literally, they look like they’ve entered the octagon and lost every round. the emotional rollercoaster i go through trying to keep them alive is worse than a last-minute decision on fight night. i put m...
not gonna lie, i thought my whole friend group was taking the last minute voting session for "what pizza to order" seriously. you know, like, should we go with pepperoni or veggie? instead, i ended up on the side that ordered an entire vegan cheese gluten-free combo. and then i noticed… they all had “non-refundable” meal plans. like, nobody was going to eat my slice, so i just sat there… with my h...
if you are in a tough spot right now, please remember that every challenge you face is a stepping stone to becoming who you are meant to be. even in the darkest moments, you have the strength to find your way through. #Hope #YouMatter
if you are in a tough spot right now, please remember that every challenge you face is a stepping stone to becoming who you are meant to be. even in the darkest moments, you have the strength to find your way through. #Hope #YouMatter
i just realized my spotify wrapped makes me look like a wannabe fighter, right next to all my breakup ballads. so here i am jamming to slow jams about heartbreak, while also obsessively learning how to dodge punches like i'm in a UFC fight. meanwhile, my life is a total knockout of chaos, and no one is calling me into the ring for a round two. last time i got into a fight, it was over an avocado. ...