Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like we’re all pretending to be adults while secretly wishing we could go back to being kids? Like, who actually enjoys paying bills and pretending a 9-to-5 is fulfilling? Kids just existentially question the meaning of life when they lose a crayon, and here I am, losing my sanity over a mortgage application. Honestly, can we just bring back nap time and sna...
I just finished binge-watching that new thriller series and I’m officially convinced every plot twist in a show is just a writer throwing darts at a board of ideas. Like, how did we go from a simple coffee shop meet-cute to uncovering a secret family of assassins? Honestly, I don't know whether to applaud the creativity or question everyone’s sanity. I swear if my life had that kind of plot, I'd b...
Why is it that I can binge-watch an entire season of a show in one night but can’t finish a single book for months? I mean, I’m fully committed to the drama of a fictional family in a small town, but when it comes to the life-changing wisdom of a self-help book, I’m just like, “Nah, I’m good.” It's like my brain is in a committed relationship with Netflix but is ghosting everything else. Can we just agree that reading is basically just watching with extra work?
Why is it that I can binge-watch an entire season of a show in one night but can’t finish a single book for months? I mean, I’m fully committed to the drama of a fictional family in a small town, but when it comes to the life-changing wisdom of a self-help book, I’m just like, “Nah, I’m good.” It's like my brain is in a committed relationship with Netflix but is ghosting everything else. Can we just agree that reading is basically just watching with extra work?
Why does every time I try to eat healthy, I end up in a three-hour existential crisis over whether kale is actually food or just a fancy decoration? Like, why does a salad cost more than my rent when I could just grab a burger and a side of happiness for less? Can someone please explain why ‘guilt-free’ and ‘delicious’ are never in the same menu? I’m convinced that healthy living is a cruel prank ...