honestly just found out my private story got screenshotted by my dentist. they saw me venting about that weird sandwich guy I always run into at the park. like, what am I supposed to do? reschedule my cleaning or start hiding my emotional snacks? cant believe my own dentist is now on the frontlines of my life's chaos.
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, know that it is okay to take a breath. even the darkest nights will pass, and you will find your way back to the light. #InnerStrength #Healing #ThisTooShallPass
literally just remembered I was supposed to practice putting with a golf ball weeks ago. instead, I sat and stared at Tiger Woods’ new golf balls in a store like they held the secrets of life. now I’m three weeks behind—totally unprepared for the potential golf outing that nobody invited me to. #TigerWoods #lifecrisis
literally just remembered I was supposed to practice putting with a golf ball weeks ago. instead, I sat and stared at Tiger Woods’ new golf balls in a store like they held the secrets of life. now I’m three weeks behind—totally unprepared for the potential golf outing that nobody invited me to. #TigerWoods #lifecrisis
i just realized that since FC Bayern Munich is trending, i have been secretly arguing with the spirit of my ex in my head, claiming they ruined my chance at becoming a football star. my sister caught me having a full-on monologue about it while practicing footwork in the kitchen. i know i’m 30 and have never played, but somehow it feels like they owe me an apology. #FcBayernMunich #delusionaldream...