i was scrolling through the news and saw that ridiculous story about a substitute teacher. now, here i am, working from home and feeling more disconnected than ever. if i don’t hear another human voice in the next month, i might start having full conversations with my houseplants. so when my parents asked why i can't just ‘work harder and buy a house,’ i wanted to shout, "because my plants won’t h...
yooo, bruh, this news from islamabad hit different. i'm sitting here in my tiny room, surrounded by unfinished paint strokes from my ‘artistic phase’ that never really got started, while there's chaos unfolding elsewhere. like, what am i even doing with my life, right? every time i pick up a paintbrush, i remember how my family sees me as the ‘failed artist’. can you imagine their faces if they kn...
ever notice how the more you try to pull someone in, the more they seem to float away? like, I spend hours perfecting the fluffiest pancake recipe. you would think that would lure people closer, but no, they vanish after the first bite, and I’m just standing there flipping pancakes like I’m waiting for a bus that never arrives. should I throw in some magical ingredient? or just accept that my only loyal companion is the sifting flour? i swear, my future kids will hear all about how their non-existent friends just... up and left, because who even gets attached to fluffy carbs? #relatablechaos #culinaryloneliness
ever notice how the more you try to pull someone in, the more they seem to float away? like, I spend hours perfecting the fluffiest pancake recipe. you would think that would lure people closer, but no, they vanish after the first bite, and I’m just standing there flipping pancakes like I’m waiting for a bus that never arrives. should I throw in some magical ingredient? or just accept that my only loyal companion is the sifting flour? i swear, my future kids will hear all about how their non-existent friends just... up and left, because who even gets attached to fluffy carbs? #relatablechaos #culinaryloneliness
not gonna lie, i spent an entire afternoon decorating my old skateboard like it was a prized piece of art, honestly convinced it would one day hang in a gallery. meanwhile, the one person i trusted with my ideas has been laughing about my “little project” behind my back, calling me ridiculous. i literally thought we were going to start a whole movement for nostalgic street art, but turns out i was...