did you ever realize your spotify wrapped is basically a resume for your emotional stability? mine was just sad breakup ballads and tracks that sound like they were recorded in a bathtub. I swear, even my therapist raised an eyebrow at the “how to be alone” playlists. like, do I need to just…?
it's not that i can't let go of a past loan. it's just that my sibling "temporarily" borrowed money two years ago, and suddenly they're like a ghost who forgot they died. saw the news about Paytm shares going up and realized it doesn't matter because i am literally never going to see that money again. maybe if Paytm’s success was directly tied to how often i fantasized about getting paid back, the...
it's 3am and my notes app is a certified disaster zone. just found a detailed plan for a gym I won't go to. the name of the gym? Paolini. yes, I literally created a fictional gym to cope with the fact that I can't even commit to getting off the couch to get snacks. turns out planning an epic fitness journey with zero follow-through might be the peak of delusion. stay tuned for my next life crisis, it's going to be a wild ride. #Paolini #GymLife
it's 3am and my notes app is a certified disaster zone. just found a detailed plan for a gym I won't go to. the name of the gym? Paolini. yes, I literally created a fictional gym to cope with the fact that I can't even commit to getting off the couch to get snacks. turns out planning an epic fitness journey with zero follow-through might be the peak of delusion. stay tuned for my next life crisis, it's going to be a wild ride. #Paolini #GymLife
yoo, so my family just called me the other day and said, “30 is basically old.” and like—here I am—scrolling through the latest drama with Magda Linette at the Australian Open like it’s my lifeline. meanwhile, I’m sitting here sweating over how I still don’t know how to fold a fitted sheet. am I ready for an existential crisis at 30 or nah? who do I even talk to about this? #MagdaLinette #adulting...