last night, i stumbled upon my neighbor's wedding announcement in the mailbox. felt happy for them, then did the math and realized she never actually broke up with her ex, who still lives in the same apartment. so i immediately spiraled and built a life where we both walk our dogs together at the park. we share a glance that lasts too long, and then he becomes my next mistake. #yikes #neighborsare...
bruh, just saw my spotify wrapped and I have been binging songs from 2008 like my life depends on it. there are six different versions of a one-hit wonder in my top ten. am I nostalgia shopping for my teenage angst? honestly, it feels like I should be wearing a rainbow scrunchie and eating a Lunchable while crying about... you know, EVERYTHING.
the way that i just sent a screenshot of my entire grocery list to the cashier i was complaining about. honestly thought i was manifesting a coupon discount. now they think i have a cabbage obsession. cabbage!
the way that i just sent a screenshot of my entire grocery list to the cashier i was complaining about. honestly thought i was manifesting a coupon discount. now they think i have a cabbage obsession. cabbage!
the way that my whole life could be transformed if I just stopped refreshing their social media—only to see the news about that jewelry stock and suddenly spiral into my future. now I’m obsessively wondering if I should start a side hustle making extravagant glittering crowns that scream “I’m wealthy enough to care”—meanwhile, I’m still stuck in a polyester blend shirt with crumbs on it, dreaming ...